Saaya....

Dukh bhara yeh sama

Tikhi si yeh yaadein

Kuch pal kuch lamhe

Phir tum yaad aate

Kitna rokna chaha

Par na rok paaya

Mujhpar tumhara

Kaisa yeh saaya ..!!

Maut...

Marna toh ek din sabhi ko likha hai

Phir kyu andar yeh darr chupa hai

Dil k dhadkan ko kuch saal he toh chalna hai

Ek din sabko he marna hai

Jiska waqt aaya hai

Woh toh chal basega

Kuch bhi kaho tum

Teri kaun sunega

Aur kuch kiya toh bhi

Kitna der woh rukhega

Sabka dil yaha toh dukhega..

Saason ko bahon me leke jaaegi

Phir kabhi iss sharir me na aaegi

Aasoun se aakh yeh bhar jaaegi

Tumhari yaad jab hume aaegi

Zindagi khatam ho jaati hai yaha

Kya pata uske baad hoga kya waha

Lekin uske baad tu jaayega jaha

Isi tarah tu khushiyan faila..

Duniyan Ka Dastur ...

Log paison k piche bhaagte hai

Bas unhe udaane k liye..

Mehnat aaj kal kam hai

Inhe kamane k liye..

Koshish sabki jaari hai

Ek dusre se aage jaane ko..

Yaha toh sirf collegues hai

Dikhaau friends banane ko..

Inhe toh sirf kaam se matlab hai

Humse toh bilkul nahi..

Mauka dhundte rehte hai

Apni maarne mein sahi..

Din bhar toh saath rehte hai

Phir bhi hai anjaan..

Sapne toh bas inke

Paisa, roti aur makaan..

Duniya ko dikhana hai

Inki jeb hai kitni bhari..

Credit card pe chalti hai

Inki zindagi saari..

Paison se kharida nahi jaata

Dosti ya pyar ka vaada..

Kamane k chakkar mein dekho

Hogaya hai vajan aadha....!!!

Kambakht Nind !!!!!!

Pass hona hai toh padhna to padega…

Roj apni nind se ladhna toh padega..

Library toh subaha jaldi bhar jaati hai..

Aur kambakht muze saali nind bahot aati hai ..!!!

Tanhaaiyan...

Akele tha main yaha

Aur sirf meri tanhaiyan

Jaana tha mujhe jaha

waha thi sirf gehraiyan

Baraste baarish me rota hua

Puri raat na sota hua

Bas yahi sochta

Kaash woh mere paas hota

Par kuch na kar paata

Sirf sochta rehta

Kya usse main kehta??

Dusron ko harpal hasata

Dard ko apne andar dabata

Kisi se kuch na kehta

Aur kitna yeh sehta

Kitni der tak aise rehta

Thi mushkile zindagi mein

Jo suljha na saka

Dabta gaya usme bas

Aur kuch kar na saka

Jaana tha shayad bohot dur

Isliye chup tha baitha

Apna toh maanta na tha

Phir kyu yeh main kehta

Bas intazar hai uss ghadi ka

Jab main waha jau

Itni dur iss jagah se

K phir lautkar na aau

Ruka hai waha koi

K wapas yaha aaya hai

Kise pata k taqdir mein likha hai
ya phir tu ne likhvaya hai

Pyar toh karte hai yaha sab

Phir kyu waha jaana hai

yehi sawaal toh itne der tak

Mujhe rok paaya hai...

Rick Strike....

Rick ka strike ho toh chalke jaana tu bhai

Adrak aur Elaichi daal ke maine kya mast banayi chai

PHONE KYU NAHI UTHATI???

Tu ne phone nahi uthaya toh koi baat nahi,

Tu ne phone nahi uthaya toh koi baat nahi,

agar uthati toh paaka baat ho jaati

25 Paise...

Band kar diye RBI ne ab chaar aane

Hum Aapke hain kaun mein hai Renuka Shahane

Acha acting karta hai uska pati Aushotosh Rane

Laughter Challenge aata hai TV pe hume hasane

Nahate waqt gaata hu main zor se roj gaane

Je sunte hi log kaan bandh Q karte hai naa jane

Match lete hai hum saamne wale ko haarane

Raja k darbar mein najane kitne khazane

Yeh sab toh hai bahane tujhe aazmane !!!

Samaj Samaj k Samaj le answer

Samaj ne ki baat hai

Nahi samja toh itna yaad rakhna

K din k baad he raat hai

Main fon uthau ya na uthau

baat to honi hi hai..

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Main fon uthau ya na uthau

baat to honi hi hai..                

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Mera favourite captain

Mahendra Singh dhoni hai...!!!

Maine banai shayari aur
main ban gaya shayar..
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Maine banai shayari aur
main ban gaya shayar..
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Electrician kehta hai ke
WHERE IS MY WIRE.. ???!!!

BOREDOM inspires............

Pak pak ke pak gaya hun…. Yeh bhi koi life hai..
Kitchen me dhaar wali mere pass ek knife hai..
Life nahi toh kya hua books mere sath hai..
Interview dene par samza ke bande me kuch baat hai..
Books mere sath hai fir looks ka kya kaam hai..
Itne kapde pehne fir bhi munni toh badnaam hai..
Looks ka kaam nahi toh kya figure toh badi mast ho..
Wine chhod kar whisky pee lo fir life ekdam jabardast ho..
Figure se muze yaad aaya ke padhai abhi baaki hai..
Pura badan plastic hai.. Usi ka naam raakhi hai !!! ;)

Happy realization !!!!

Tere andar ek poet chupa tha..
Jo itne saalo se kiske liye ruka tha..
Likhte hi logone kaafi taarif ki..
Tu bhi kuch kam nahi jo shayari ki barish ki…!!!!!!

Yeh toh Hit hai bhaaiiii....

Mere gaane ka asar sab pe chhaya..
Shoot out @ lokhandwala me
Vivek oberoi ka naam hai maya..
White feather production ne woh movie theater me laya..
Mika ne usme ek hit gana gaya..
Jisse cockroach ka hogaya safaya..
Jinko yeh line nahi samza unko maine nahi samzaya..
Jinko samaz gaya unho ne accha dimag hai paya..
Ab mujhpe nahi kisika bhi saya..
Kyon ki dhoop nikali nahi aur barish ne tufaan machaya..

Khatam kar du mere lines
Q ki padhai abhi  baaki hai..
Kuch aur kehne ki jarurat nahi..
Ab books hi mere sathi hai..!!!! :)